...damn! That leather looks badass; I hope it doesn't make my ass look too big. That new VRod is SICK!!!!! I'm especially partial to the limited edition SILVER Pebble model. We all had a good time at the Masque party did we not? Exit3 was fully represented. I think that's the first time in quite a while.
B and I were able to do some errands on the bikes over the weekend. In addition to his no longer being able to write coherently, he has the patience of a really, really old grumpy Jewish guy or Mr. Magoo. Now I know I can be a bit much for people at times and thus, VERY cognizant of that flaw. It was soooo damn funny; I mean, if I even opened my mouth to say something...well it was like this:
Me: "I wan....."
R2B2: "shhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't stand it"
Me: "...but I..."
R2B2: "shhhhhhhhhhh"
Me: "yeah, but..."
R2B2: "shhhhhhhhhhh"
Me: "but..."
R2B2: "don't speak unless you're spoken too"
...then, later at BestBuy:
J(on the phone): " so I didn't hook up with that girl cause I passed out, but someone else did"
R2B2: "uhh huh"
J: " are you going to that party tonight?"
R2B2: "no way man, I can't do that to my body 2 nights in a row"
then, the next day:
Me: "hey, Shana, didn't we invite Bennet to the brunch?"
Shana: " yeah, where is he?"
Daragh: "oh, yeah, He stayed out all night last night and didn't get any sleep; he's still sleeping"
Me: "yeah, that's about right"
So, the gig begins at Wonderland this Friday: Toomey and I spin till 2 or 3am then I get up again to go to NYC with Son, Shana and Daz to see "the Gates" in Central Park. Then we do the MOMA on Sunday and then I get to vacum the house on President's day...awwwwwwww man I'm whipped...yup, but I'm happy as can be. Besides, have you seen my badass Miele vacum? Oh yeah, she's baby blue, turbo drive with a hepa filter under the hood...
