Professional Motorcycle Hooliganisim in Washington DC

Professional Motorcycle Hooliganism in Washington DC

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

MotoGP3 for XBOX


This is not the kind of digital stimulation your lady had in mind...

Allright you bastiches... If you won't challenge me on the tarmac... I will invade your virtual turf (This means you Phyxie). My Uber-Dork Yamaha handlebar controller is warmed up and ready to rock. I just need to get MotoGP3 and activate my LIVE account... once I practice a little bit ;-)

Monday, August 22, 2005

J:
This is one of the cooler looking off the rack suits I've seen in a while. Needs to say Exit3DC somewhere on it, though.

Stiffy:
is the camel toe standard or optional?...how much extra is it if it's optional?

CF:
It looks like you're supposed to wear that and then get shot out of a cannon.

J:Yeah, it's kind of evil knieval-ish. I like it.

I like the Flying Nun variant...

I guess the question is whether or not CJ will be too embarrassed to meet us inside the Coffee House wearing this suit.

Monday, August 15, 2005

...and Cassie Fault's first training session goes... BOOM! We beg for more details P.

R2 will be missed sorely... although it just gives us more of an excuse to ride out in SF! ...and we'll have to keep some wheels available for him when he's in town... and then drag him out for a ride.


P. casts his vote...


Radiator fluid is so sweet and refreshing!

Paul w/Alycia riding pillion and myself on the virginal VFR - went for a skin-melting-near-hundred-degree-in-leather summer romp through the mountains this Sunday.

Our favorite 211 playground was SWARMING (at least 3 circulating) with Johnny Law so we took a lovely run up Skyline. I did manage a fun clip on the way out and a single good run up the mountain - giving a chance to scrub in the tires and determine the sporting integrity of my new ride. As P summed up "suprisingly fast". Its going to sound awesome once I save up for new pipes! She's fine as is though - so I'm in no big hurry. When switching up on Skyline, A. found the rear accommodations comfy enough to practically fall asleep. Overall, I think we rode about 120 mi. or so... Good times!

Time for the first service!
A new bike in the Exit3DC stable

May I introduce the stunning VFR800 Interceptor.



My new ride... Its an ABS model and hard luggage is on the way! It was a drawn out and difficult decision but it was between this and returning to the V-Rod family. After waiting a year for its release - I was disappointed with the Street-Rod. Perfect on paper, but somehow lacking in the flesh. I couldn't make peace with the V-Rod seating position - I test rode each a couple times just to make sure.

The VFR is one of those bikes that has "made sense" to me for a long time, but I could never pull the trigger on. After all... isn't this PRACTICAL? Its what I've said I wanted many times - only to turn around and buy something completely impractical... like a British bike (955i) or a V-Rod.

In practice the Interceptor is proving itself to be an incredible road bike. Smooth, comfortable and very quick on its feet - it handles commuting with absolutely no fuss at all. Not to say that the ride is boring.

Kept in Dr. Jekyll smoothie mode it quietly growls and efficiently slices through traffic... its very silky and relatively quiet in the cockpit. Response in any direction is practically immediate and the suspension does an excellent job of being super plush while communicating road feel.

...then there's a break in the traffic

...plot the course

Twist your wrist in (even slight) anger and let the revs roll past seven... Hello Mr. Hyde! Apparently there is not a big jump in power as the VTECH system engages all 16 valves... but it sure does seem to open things up. The motor wakes up and sings to redline. The sound and feel change pretty dramatically in Hyde-o-Matic mode. Even the suspension seems to tighten up (Its all in my head I know)... but whether it makes a piss of performance difference or not, it sure is fun ;-)

You can spend all day in either world.

Jekyll gets better mileage, reports the ambient temperature, has two trip meters, a clock and a real fuel gauge - is kind to passengers and will still smoothly sail up to One-oh-five in top gear. ABS imparts a smooth flat braking feel.

Hyde makes delicious noises, will likely hang with just about anything on-road, and will gladly dish out just about whatever heinous hooliganism you desire. (I've already wheelied on power through second... by accident of course - I'm still breaking in). ABS hauls you down from triple digit speeds lickety-split.

All the ABS and LBS trickery is completely transparent, no juddering, pulsing or funny noises. You just STOP. Sure, I could probably out brake it by a gnats ass hair on the track - and it doesn't have that pinching-the-disc-with-my-fingers feel, but it works great for the road. I don't know what all the fuss is about. This system could out brake at least 90% of the people riding out there. Grab/Stomp = Stop
Love it!
(I'll have to keep in mind though... there is no low/high side ABS) ;-)

Both personalities will comfortably haul you, your girlie and enough stuff to last you a week wherever you are going (in hard-waterproof luggage - each side fits a full face helmet plus some extra chachkis). All this without requiring anything but oil changes until almost 40k mi.

I'm looking forward to clocking many miles in the near future.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

August 2, 2005 was a turning point for the Exit3DC crew. R2B2 handed over the keys to the Monster 620 to me in a unceromonious (and extremely sweaty - DC in the summer) moment behind his apartment building. A promise to play well with others was given then I was off on my newest acquisition. Finally, I'll be able to ride to work and shift out of first gear! The downside to all this is the motivation for the sale... Bennet's move the San Fran. Was Exit3DC a "flash in the pan?" Will we pull ourselves up from the geographical loss of one of our founding fathers? Can we reinvent ourselves into soemthing even bigger? Maybe a left coast chapter? Maybe try to see daylight on the weekends? That's for us to decide. The time is now. Exit3DC unite! BBQ this Thursday at CF's place!

ps- riding lessons for all wannabes are now at my place at 8:00 am every Saturday - wink, wink!