Ever ride a greyhound bus from Tulsa to Winnipeg? Well, me neither. I mean, I ain't crazy. BUT, if you did, you would surely have some ass problems--you know, things get a little "humid" after a while. Well, my friend as you surely know, that's what is fondly known as Bus Ass. Of course that would be the least of your problems if you really were the sort to ride the hound such a distance. But that's another story. Call it what you will, Bus Ass, Swamp Ass, Monkey Butt, you know what I'm talkin' about. You know you've got it, or at least you've had at some point, and it ain't purdy.

Well, finally, there is a remedy to this "sticky" situation. I mean, seriously, the dude who thought of this, nothing short of brilliant folks.